Marketing BS

A friend of mine learnt that his name has been googled by his girlfriend’s aunt before they met.
In that case, what do you want to appear as results?
I do not want some stupid posts or compromising pictures of me being displayed, – if there were such things…
I would like to choose what my image would be. A picture of me wearing a suit and a nice tie, with a nice headline such as “Corporate Marketing“. That would be nice.

Now, how can you convince anyone that his mediatic image is important?
(“Blogging is for losers”-”Go get a real life”-type of person)
I will choose that person, make a fake e-mail adress with his name.
Then buy his domain name, put a fake offending porn blog with his picture on the banner.
Updating his site regularly with the worst content ever, create a fake profile on ziki.com. This way, it would be well referenced.
Then I will post on other people’s blog and insult them. Every comment will go to his fake mailbox, but automatically forwarded to the real one.

Over time, I guess anyone will be ready to pay to keep the last bit of credibility that remains.
Then I guess we can question the sustainability of that business model.
See you next post.

Good night and good luck.

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