Marketing BS

1) Your studies are outdated. You are studying the effects of cigarettes that have been smoked more thant 20 years ago. You can’t tell me that with all the regulations and technological advances in cigarette manufacturing, the cigarettes have the same effect, don’t you ?
2) Okay, smokers are more likely to have lung cancer. Okay, doctors tend to have sick people around them. Does that mean that cigarettes cause lung cancer and doctors make people sick ? Or could it mean that smokers have a specific lifestyle (alcohol, stress, fun) which makes them more prone to cancer?
3) Do you know any other way to remain slim, without effort, that adds extra pleasure ?
4) Roger Bullock, a specialist in dementia and director of the Kingshill Research Centre in Swindon, proved that nicotine had a beneficial effect in order to prevent various form of dementia.
5) Smoking looks cool. What is cooler than someone who harms himself just for a few minutes of pleasur ?
6) Smoking keeps you awake, and really goes well with sex, coffee and a nice meal. (or the three at the same time, if you wish.
7) You can always say “Yes, take one in my pocket”, to a nice girl asking for one.
You can say “go for a fag” without looking like one. (means smoking in British slang)
9) You have a nice sexy voice.

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