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How to answer an anti-smoking lobbyist

1) Your studies are outdated. You are studying the effects of cigarettes that have been smoked more thant 20 years ago. You can’t tell me that with all the regulations and technological advances in cigarette manufacturing, the cigarettes have the same effect, don’t you ?
2) Okay, smokers are more likely to have lung cancer. Okay, doctors tend to have sick people around them. Does that mean that cigarettes cause lung cancer and doctors make people sick ? Or could it mean that smokers have a specific lifestyle (alcohol, stress, fun) which makes them more prone to cancer?
3) Do you know any other way to remain slim, without effort, that adds extra pleasure ?
4) Roger Bullock, a specialist in dementia and director of the Kingshill Research Centre in Swindon, proved that nicotine had a beneficial effect in order to prevent various form of dementia.
5) Smoking looks cool. What is cooler than someone who harms himself just for a few minutes of pleasur ?
6) Smoking keeps you awake, and really goes well with sex, coffee and a nice meal. (or the three at the same time, if you wish.
7) You can always say “Yes, take one in my pocket”, to a nice girl asking for one.
8) You can say “go for a fag” without looking like one. (means smoking in British slang)
9) You have a nice sexy voice.

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8 Comments to "How to answer an anti-smoking lobbyist"

  1. Anonymous's Gravatar Anonymous
    September 1, 2007 - 10:11 am | Permalink

    Your blog sucks!
    You are so cute on the picture

  2. Vinh's Gravatar Vinh
    September 1, 2007 - 10:32 am | Permalink

    Cool I like you too!
    I am quite happy you wasted some time on this blog. Do you have some more specific comments for improvement ?

  3. Sanh's Gravatar Sanh
    September 1, 2007 - 7:23 pm | Permalink

    I have one, bro, you should change your comment’s rules in your Blogger administration! otherwise you’ll have a lot of anonymous stupid people!

  4. Anonymous's Gravatar Anonymous
    September 1, 2007 - 9:32 pm | Permalink

    I like you too Vinh. But not Sanh
    Your blog looks like the blog of Rael on globalization

  5. Vinh's Gravatar Vinh
    September 1, 2007 - 11:54 pm | Permalink

    I think any comment is worth hearing. Unless it is really shallow. Thank you for your reference to Rael’s Blog of globalization, after all Rael and I both come from Clermont-Ferrand. Rael has a good marketing pitch and catches quite a specific niche… I think I’ll make it my next post.

  6. Sanh's Gravatar Sanh
    September 2, 2007 - 8:13 am | Permalink

    is that you vinh, the anonymous guy?

  7. Vinh's Gravatar Vinh
    September 2, 2007 - 10:40 am | Permalink

    Lol !
    I don’t think that would be very ethical. And I could be Sanh as well, I could be anyone… In fact, noone reads this blogs; and I am pretending to have readers.

  8. Sanh's Gravatar Sanh
    September 2, 2007 - 11:07 am | Permalink

    you can’t be me, because my name is related to an account way different than yours

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