Marketing BS

If that’s your question, then you’re definitely not asking the right one.
It’s not about jobs…
In fact, does france want you to come work ?

Answer the following questions.

1)Are you French?
if “no”, remove 50 points

2)Are you European?
if “no”, remove 500 points

3)Do you speak french?
if “no”, remove 500 points

4)Do you speak english?
if “yes”, add 3 points

5)Is your name hard to pronounce?
if “yes”, remove 50 points

6)Are you feeling like an entrepreneur?
if “yes”, remove 500 points

7)When you hear “strike”, do you think about bowling?
if “yes”, remove 50 points

8)Do you like good food and wine?
if “yes”, add 3 points

9)Do you have a prestigious diploma?
if “yes”, add 20 points

10)Did you get your diploma abroad?
if “yes”, remove 20 points

11) Was it an engineering school?
if “yes”, add 100 points

12)Was it a “Groupe A” school?
if “yes”, add 200 points

13) You know all those questions do not matter, because you have the right connections.
if “yes”, add 200 points

14)You think the only companies that are worth working for are the SNCF, La Poste, RATP and Gaz de France.
if “yes”, add 200 points
if you don’t know those companies, remove 200 points

15)The only thing that matters for you is life balance. Having enough holidays to enjoy your life, really.
We don’t care what you think.

Add everything. If you have over 600,
Welcome to France!

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