As many of you did, I kinda paused a little when I was facing some facebook questions for setting up my account a year ago (or so).
One of those were “Do you have any religious views?“
I said “Yes”.
I worship the Flying Spaghetti Monster.
And quite interestingly, we are now more than 100 people (in France), declaring ourselves Flying Spaghetti Monster zealots.
But what is the Church of Flying Spaghetti Monster?
This cult, also known as pastafarism, is a direct response to “intelligent design” being taught in some schools in US. (in 2005)
Meaning : “If God is being taught in school, so should the Flying Spaghetti Monster”.
For some of you, who might not know the basic principles, here they are:
The flying invisible monster is all-knowing and most of the time invisible.
You can not find any proof of its existence, because it can travel back through time and erase all evidence.
As well it has left some fake evidence to lure people into believing in Darwinism.
Some of the footage of the Flying Spaghetti Monster are still existing to create confusion.
Whether the FSM exists or not, I wonder if all this is just a game to entertain such a mighty entity.
Some things you might need to know:
- The Earth was created by the FSM after drinking heavily
- Pastafarist heaven is made of beer volcanoes and strippers
- Friday is a holy day. No working on friday.
- Pirates are divine beings. As they disppeared, global warming rose. Therefore they were preventing it. The pirate costume is the official clothing for pastafarists.
Well I hope you’ve understood more about that religion. As they say:
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C’est en tout cas aussi crédible que des croyances plus établies…
Bouah, ça a le mérite d’exister